Why most of my friends are men

There's one thing I hate about women. And I don't mean to lump all women together, but the majority of them are the same way. Women are two-faced. Backstabbers. If you are a woman, and you're not like this, then good for you. But the chances are, if you are a woman, you are exactly like this. I can't stand it. I hate the way women treat each other. They will say one thing to your face and the complete opposite behind your back. What's the point in that? I am not like this. I will tell you what I think of you just as easily as I will tell anyone else what I think of you. That's not to say that I just run around telling people off all the time. I don't. But, if you are my friend and you are messing up, I'm gonna tell you about it. I'm not gonna tell you how bad I feel about your situation and commiserate with you, only to go back to all my other friends and tell them what an idiot I think you are. Or what mistakes I think you've made. "But, Toni," you're saying to yourself, "why would you want to hurt someones feelings like that?" Well, let me ask you a question. Which is gonna hurt you more, your friend telling you that you're messing up, or someone else telling you that your friend told everyone but you that you were messing up? I would imagine it would be the latter of the two. And, of course, you'd say "well, why didn't you just tell me that's how you felt?" But you don't mean it. Because if your friend actually did get the nerve up to tell you what she thought, you'd say "oh, I understand" or "I see your point" or "you're right" and then go behind her back and smear her name all over the place. So, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. I can't take it anymore. I can't take being made out to be the bad guy or the "bitch", if you will, simply because I'm not a two-faced, backstabbing ass. Women are petty. They are catty. They are jealous and spiteful creatures. Most women don't have the self-esteem that God gave a goose. If you are one of the lucky ones who has your self-esteem and self respect in tact, watch your back. Cause any moment now, there's gonna be a knife headed right for it. Men have many, many faults, but this is not one of them. At least, not on the grand scale that it is for women.

I'd love to say that, from now on, I will do just as every woman does. I will smile pleasantly and sympathetically to your face, and the minute your back is turned I will rip you to shreds. But, I can't do it. I just can't. I just don't have it in me to be that way. And that's saying a lot, because I can be horribly evil. But, even evil has a code. That behavior isn't evil, it's pathetic. It's sad. Because all it really says about you is that you have no strength of your convictions. You have no faith in your own thoughts. You are sad and pathetic and don't have the balls to tell the world what you think. You're so unsure of yourself that you can't even convince you that you might be right, or at the very least, that your thoughts are valid.

It's a sad statement on society. What have parents done to these girls? Why don't they think that they are good enough, or smart enough or even pretty enough? So, ladies, I have only one message for you. Stand up and be yourself. Speak your mind and say "to hell with anyone who doesn't like it." Why do you care what other people think? If they don't like you for who you really are, then fuck them. Or is the problem that you're so insecure that even you don't like who you are, so how could anyone else? Grow a set of balls, find your self-worth. That's why most of my friends are men.

Computer Geeks suck!

Don't get me wrong. I have a great deal of respect for those that know the workings of computers, inside and out. My husband is one of them. But, seriously people, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to come up with new ways to screw with people? I mean, really, what purpose does it serve for you to have a bunch of different sites just randomly pop up on my computer? I'm not stupid enough to blindly click on all these sites, enter my personal information, and invite you into my bank account. It's just not gonna happen. So, I'd like to suggest that you take all that free time you have just lying about and... I don't know, get a girlfriend. That's right. I know it might be a strange and scary concept to you, but actually leave your house once in a while. Step outside into the sun. Breathe some air that isn't recirculated. Talk to actual, real, live people. And not over your web cam either. Actual face to face conversation. Do something productive with your life. Stop fucking with my computer. Granted, when you get a virus, it's of your own doing, for the most part. But, I promise you, I'm not going to pay you to get rid of it for me. I will take care of it myself. I am not your "target audience". So, stop being a douche and just be a decent human being for once in your life. That is all.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, I'm Toni. The compliment to sweet Dixie. And yes, I fixed my computer.